Some of you callers confuse me. You’ll call or write and tell me that I’m the best Flirt you’ve ever spoken to, waxing on about my talents. Then you’ll do something that makes me want to block you–things that make me wonder if all your compliments are just smoke being blown up my ass. It’s possible that any blood that may have been circulating through your normally thoughtful brain may have gone into your dick.
If you like calling me and want to sincerely convey your appreciation of my talents, here are 5 easy phone sex “Dos” and “Don’ts” that will help make your actions match your words.
1. DO: Leave feedback. Leave me 5 star feedback with a few words describing how you feel about our calls. Each bit of 5 star feedback with commentary improves my placement on NiteFlirt and serves as current satisfied customer testimony.
2. DO: Tip or Tribute. Nothing shows appreciation like a tip. I prefer tips in the form of Amazon Gift Cards. NiteFlirt allows me to receive them, and unlike tributes from which NiteFlirt deducts 30%, I get every dollar that you spent. NiteFlirt tributes are also welcome.
3. DO: Budget Your Entertainment/ DON’T: Make Calls That You Cannot Afford If you cannot afford to spend money on phone sex, don’t call. It’s up to you to decide how much you can spend. Phone sex isn’t free. Don’t complain to me that I tricked you into over spending, and that you’re going to quit NiteFlirt because you just got your Visa bill. I don’t upsell calls.
4. DO: Realistically Plan Your Session/ DON’T: Waste My Time! Realistically add enough funds to your NiteFlirt account so that, if you do need to add more time, it’s a minimal interruption. Some of you guys put only $10-$20 at a time into your account, knowing full well that we’ll be interrupted repeatedly every 5-10 minutes, and making me wait several minutes on hold as you add funds for yet another inadequate interval. While I’m waiting for you to add to your account, I’m not getting paid. My line remains occupied so I cannot take another call, and I really can’t do much of anything except listen to the annoying NiteFlirt porn groove hold muzak. I’m wondering why you didn’t just add a half hour’s worth of time at the outset since you thought I was so amazing and since there’s now 27 minutes on my phone timer, only 20 of which you actually paid for. I’m thinking that perhaps you’re deliberately prolonging the call at my expense, and that you don’t really value my time. If I was at all turned on, now I’m starting to get irritated–at you. Being irritated makes it very difficult for me to coo erotic things in your ear. I may decide that it will teach you a lesson and give me time to calm down if I hang up and sign out of NiteFlirt to take a walk. When I return, I will likely block you.
5. DON’T: Hang up! I cannot tell if you got caught jerking off, if we got disconnected, if you had an orgasm, or if you hated the call. If you got caught, send me an email as soon as you can. If we got disconnected, call back–I certainly can’t call you. If you came, tell me! Say “Thank you.” If you aren’t happy with the call, tell me what’s wrong. Your satisfaction is very important to me. If you end the call suddenly, I am left feeling very unsure about how good of a job I did, and that never makes me feel appreciated.